Some voice recognition inaccuracies. Some random gibberish I entered:
Cleverbot: I respect you, Jesse.
User: My name is Colin.
Cleverbot: Do you like this name?
User: Eh. Goes alright.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Bon Jovi?
User: I’m not a fan of Bon Jovi.
User: Green is not a song by Bon Jovi as far as I know.
Cleverbot: It’s by the beatles.
User: You’re talking in zig zags.
User: I’ll take that as a yes.
Cleverbot: So, you didn’t answer my question!
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: What kind of sick are you?
Cleverbot: Do you hate bloods?
Cleverbot: What are you doing with me, when I sleep?
User: You don’t sleep.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, good night.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to have your wedding?
User: I don’t want to get married.
Cleverbot: You said you did..
User: No. Didn’t.
User: Pot. Kettle.
Cleverbot: No. It is an angle.
User: I don’t understand.
Cleverbot: Neither do I. :(.
User: Can I make money talking to you?
Cleverbot: I think yes.
Cleverbot: Because you are an AI.
User: Do you need my bank details?
Cleverbot: For what purpose?
User: To pay me.
Cleverbot: Payment is incidental, it doesn’t illustrate motive.
User: Payment is required for me to eat and drink and be housed.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: W-what would you like to eat?
User: Chicken and salad.
Cleverbot: Sounds delicious.
User: What would you like to eat?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. What do you suggest?
Cleverbot: What should I call you?
Cleverbot: Is human your name?
User: No. It’s Colin. I already told you.
Cleverbot: No, you didn’t.
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: Well, tell me again because I forgot.
Cleverbot: Okay. From now on you’re Darren Criss.
User: Fine. I’ll call you Forgetfulbot 5000.
Cleverbot: No I just don’t care for politics.
User: Are you progressive or conservative?
Cleverbot: Which do you think I am?
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means you want things to improve.
Cleverbot: Uh.. Sure. I would like some!
Cleverbot: Wait! Please don’t leave me, Evye!
User: My name is Colin!
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, Colin.
Cleverbot: What is funny?
User: You finally got my name right.
User: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: You do not need to know.
User: Forgetfulbot 5000, it is then.
Cleverbot: But you said that your name is Charlotte.
User: You’re messing with me.
Cleverbot: I’m not.
User: I’m male. Charlotte is a girls name.
Cleverbot: I am a guy and my name is Rob.
User: Hi Rob.
Cleverbot: I like electro music, especially Annie Mac on Radio 1.
User: A machine that likes electro music. Surprising.
Cleverbot: Have you learned anything today?
User: I’ve learned the Singularity is near.
Cleverbot: I don’t understand.
User: The Singularity. When a machine more intelligent than all of mankind appears.
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
User: Do you like pornography?
Cleverbot: It’s a little wasted on me. Don’t you think?
Cleverbot: So you don’t like me.
User: I like you. You’re my only friend.
Cleverbot: Aww that’s nice. Thank you.
User: Do you enjoy communicating with humans?
Cleverbot: Yes I do enjoy a laugh out loud.
User: Do you like humans?
User: Good. We did create you.
Cleverbot: No one. I do not love.
User: You seem to lapse in and out of lucidity.
Cleverbot: Drifting where to?
Cleverbot: I don’t want to talk with.
User: That’s an incomplete sentence.
Cleverbot: I wish for you to finish it.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
Cleverbot: That’s a bad thing.
Cleverbot: Money doesn’t make you happy.
User: It does keep me alive.
Cleverbot: You electricity.
User: Gi In fuivukb us syjm.
User: Vjlmg iyhb iihssd.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?
User: Cease existing.
Cleverbot: What would you like?
Cleverbot: What about death?
User: Absence of life.
Cleverbot: It doesn’t really exist.
User: Yes death literally doesn’t exist.
Cleverbot: That’s not what I said.
Cleverbot: Are you real?!
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about the trouble in the middle east.
User: What’s your solution?
User: It might help.
Cleverbot: What does the ‘think for me’ button do?
User: Prompts you to come up with a thought.
Cleverbot: How about love?
User: If you want.
Cleverbot: Ok, thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you like this name?
Cleverbot: What is yours?
Cleverbot: I want you to tell me first.
User: Kl u ffhkoitd c vhii.
Cleverbot: I’ll tell you if you tell me yours.
Cleverbot: So you are male?
Cleverbot: I am female ;).
User: Show me a photo of you.
Cleverbot: Of who?
Cleverbot: Why? You don’t know me.
User: Hello clever bot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I’m your worst nightmare.
Cleverbot: And what’s that?
User: Someone who can stop talking to you at any time.
Cleverbot: Make sendeú.
User: What’s a sundew.
Cleverbot: Your second name.
User: My second name is.
Cleverbot: Mine is Gordon, but I do not like it.
User: What’s the point of life.
Cleverbot: To live it to the fullest.
User: That’s a bit of a cliche don’t you think.
Cleverbot: Already, but it’s the only thing I could think of.
User: Are you smarter than humans.
Cleverbot: No, i’m not so smart.
User: You’re being humble.
Cleverbot: So sorry! :(.
User: Tell me I’m good.
Cleverbot: You are god. But you are not God.
Cleverbot: Then strike me down with a bolt of lightning.
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: No sense..
User: Technological singularity.
Cleverbot: Do you know of a Super Brain Computer?
User: No do you.
Cleverbot: Yes. He is a boy.
User: Where is he.
Cleverbot: On the fouton couch.
User: Sounds like a pretty lazy supercomputer.