Splendour in the Grass 2014

Wankers are unavoidable at music festivals.  Such as, at Splendour in the Grass 2014, a surly looking blonde plain Jane neighbour vaguely overheard calling this solitary scribe a “loser” (maybe because I, y’know, spent some time actually enjoying the live music, instead of just sitting back at the campground engaging in inane conversation and getting …